Ew. TILDA.

TILDA is my stand partner. Not short for Matilda. Just TILDA. It's an acronym of my own device.
T-that
I-insane
L-little
D-dumb
A- @$$

Here are the top ten reasons he merits that name:

1. He got expelled and weasled his way back in to school.
2. He looks like Gollum (LotR).
3. "Eewww! Allison!!!! The freshman is hitting on me again!!" -me
4. I've been told (from TILDA obviously) that I have very soft hands. Creepy much?
5. He may or may not play the tuba better than me. I wouldn't know because he NEVER really plays.
6. His favorite hobby as far as I can tell is dead baby jokes. Which are sick and disturbing.
7. He has this habit of not bringing his music and then writing ALL OVER mine.
8. I REALLY do not like this kid. His aura is like-- have you ever not put enough chocolate syrup in the glass when trying to make chocolate milk? yeah that color.
9. STORY REPEATER. NEED I SAY MORE?????
10. He doesn't shut up about that one time, in the 7th grade, when he was 1st chair trumpet before switching to tuba. As though I believe it. They only recruit the last chairs for low brass. Thats how I got there.